Greg Dorchak has spent much of his life finding humor in the absurd, the unfortunate, and the spectacularly stupid things people do. Way too often, those people include himself.
An author, screenwriter, filmmaker, actor, and former stand-up and improv performer, Greg brings a sharp eye, a healthy dose of sarcasm, and a decidedly irreverent perspective to just about everything he creates.
His books, including Of Pigs and Meteorites, They Ain't Gonna Get Any Deader, and All the Bad Things I Did, turn questionable decisions, childhood misadventures, and life's more ridiculous moments into humorous, frequently self-deprecating stories. He also shares the hard-earned wisdom, spectacular missteps, and behind-the-scenes absurdities of acting and independent filmmaking in his irreverent books on the subject. Think of it as a film school education, with considerably more sarcasm and fewer student loans.
Born in Virginia, raised in New York's Adirondacks, and seasoned by years in Las Vegas, Greg now lives in the Austin area with his wife and their two greatest productions: a pair of genuinely terrific grown children, neither of whom has yet demanded royalties.
When he's not writing, watching movies, or finding something new to complain about, he paints whimsical artwork, tinkers with cars, and pursues whatever project has temporarily captured his attention.
He also has a thing about light bulbs. Don't ask.
Greg Dorchak has spent much of his life finding humor in the absurd, the unfortunate, and the spectacularly stupid things people do. Way too often, those people include himself.
An author, screenwriter, filmmaker, actor, and former stand-up and improv performer, Greg brings a sharp eye, a healthy dose of sarcasm, and a decidedly irreverent perspective to just about everything he creates.
His books, including Of Pigs and Meteorites, They Ain't...
Life can be pretty hectic... sometimes all we need is a little bit of quiet alone-time to sit and think about all the truly awful things we did from Day One.
ALL THE BAD THINGS I DID, is Dorchak’s third collection of humorous essays drawn from his own life. This compilation takes a look at Dorchak’s love/hate relationship with squirrels,...
Simple tales of poor life choices, shit happening, and death
THEY AIN’T GONNA GET ANY DEADER is a collection of humorous personal essays drawn from the author’s high school, college, and young adult years. It offers vivid storytelling capturing the essence of coming of age in high school and college, as well as figuring out adulting.
Whether it is getting hired and fired from his first job at an amusement...
Mildly interesting tales of growing up in a hamlet out in the BFE
Greg Dorchak’s family moved to upstate New York in 1965 when he was a baby. For the next 13 years his playground was the High Peaks Region of the Adirondack Park, 6 million acres of lakes, trees, mountains, and colorful people.
Though he has been gone for over 40 years, the Adirondacks still occupy a big part of his memory and personality. In OF...
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